A Twit Tweets for Tweety Bird

So now I'm a twit on Twitter. Don't know why. The blog slog is enough. But you never know what can be useful, or at least annoying to your closest friends. I am still waiting for the wetware implants for the direct cranial interface. Bet my kids get them before I do. They will probably have some sort of age limit or driver's test you will have to take in order to qualify.

My newest T-Shirt idea: Call me Granny one more time.....

Cheers all. Mo' later.

Simple, really

I realized a few years ago that most things in life are quite simple.

Simple steps are all it takes to achieve, to build, to resolve.

Simple, but not easy. Oh, definitely not easy. Nothing in life is easy.

Except chocolate, that's a no-brainer.

Egad! This Stinks!

Hey, who left their Blog on the floor?!?

Would someone please come in here and pick this up? Hey, guys?!?

I didn't leave this h.... Wait....

Uhmmm....Maybe this is mine.

Are you guys sure? Mine wasn't this color!

What?!? Well yes, I know things age over time...look at me!

Would you stop yelling and come in here? I can NOT hear you over the vaccuum cleaner!

What? Yes, now I can.

Okay, say that again....

Well you look like one too, so there.

Oh nevermind! You're right, this is mine. I thought I put it in the fridge.

I hate it when these things thaw out.